WALKING WITH JESUS MINISTRIES
'GROWING BELIEVERS INTO DISCIPLES, UNITED
IN CHRIST, REFLECTING JESUS TO THE WORLD'
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The Church Dictionary
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the sermon. 2.Church air conditioning. 3. Your receipt for attending church.
CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.
HYMN: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octave higher than that of the congregation's range.
RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at church, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.
JONAH: The original "Jaws" story.
JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.
MANGER: 1. Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an HMO. 2. The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough.
PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Churches.
RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of church - led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.
RELICS: People who have been going to church for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand without prompting.
TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.
USHERS: The only people who don't know the seating capacity of a pew. |
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