The parish not only has an Internet web site, the parish council has discussed petitioning the bishop to change the parish name to "All Saints Domain"

Everyone in the parish assumes everyone knows what "domain" means

People without email addresses are known as "the needy" An April Fool's Day joke on the pastor, several of the teenagers hid their pagers around his office, then called them all
simultaneously.Apparently it did not startle him. He said he felt like he was at Sunday liturgy.

During coffee and doughnuts after services, people are overheard wondering if confession by email would be 'licit". Someone thinks 'licit" is the name of a new software company.

A petition is circulation to partition the prayer room, creating a 'beepers-on' section.

To quiet fussy 2-year-olds, handing them pagers on 'vibrate' is more common than handing them Cheerios.

Five-year-olds actually do say "deliver us some email" during the Our Father rather than "deliver us from evil".