This PENTECOSTAL rich person was very faithful about going to church. 

His time came about, and he passed on to heaven. Met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter, he was made to wait. The inquiring mind wanted to know, "Why must I wait, I was faithful about going to church. I was an important person on earth." 

St. Peter said, "We are readying your residence." 

Off in the distance as far as the eye could see was fabulous mansion after fabulous mansion. St. Peter finally led the person in and started walking past all the beautiful homes, each one more beautiful that the last. Turning a corner, St. Peter said, "This one is yours." 

The newcomer asked, "But this is a dilapidated shack. Why do I get this?" 

St. Peter replied, "Although you did get rich, this was the best we could do with the money YOU bequeathed us."