WALKING WITH JESUS MINISTRIES
'GROWING BELIEVERS INTO DISCIPLES, UNITED
IN CHRIST, REFLECTING JESUS TO THE WORLD'
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SIGNS ON CHURCH PROPERTY
"No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace." * "Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!" * An ad for St.Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets." * "People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are." * "God so loved the world that He did not send a committee." * "When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright." * "Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily." * "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives" * "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world." * "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church." * "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." * "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again." * "Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon." * "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" ---------> (U R) * "Forbidden fruit creates many jams." * "In the dark? Follow the Son." * "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd." |
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