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YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A LARGE URBAN CHURCH WHEN...

By Charlotte Riegel

~ You have to ride a shuttle bus to get to the worship center

~ You stand in line waiting for the previous service to end and when it does, you feel as if you are swimming upstream

~ You have attended the same church, at the same time each weekend, for the past month and have not heard the same preacher twice

~ You wonder why there are hymn books in the pew rack that are never used

~ Baptisms take place any time of the week in the atrium water feature

~ You can meet with a leader of the church in the atrium coffee shop

~ There is a 400-seat prayer chapel besides the 2000+ seat main sanctuary

~ You have to speak with a pastor through the appropriate administrative assistant after getting past a receptionist

~ The staff are required to wear picture ID tags

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