Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant. 

One said, "You know, all summer I have been having trouble with bats in the belfry. I've tried everything to get rid of them - noise, spray, cats ' but nothing works.

Me too, said the second. I've got hundreds living there too. I even had the place fumigated, but still they stay.

That's simple, said the third. "I baptised all mine ' made them members of the church'.. Haven't had a single one back since!"