WALKING WITH JESUS MINISTRIES

7 Bull Street, Ahuriri, Napier, New Zealand
www.wwj.org.nz
 

'GROWING BELIEVERS INTO DISCIPLES, UNITED IN CHRIST, REFLECTING JESUS TO THE WORLD'

 
135. Church Billboards

 Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world! 
 It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin. 
 Forbidden fruit creates many jams. 
 Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. 
 Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here. 
 Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one. 
 People are like tea bags--you have to put them in hot water before you now how strong they are. 
 Where will you be sitting in eternity-smoking or non-smoking?

 
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Check out the WWJ website for….
More Jokes: www.wwj.org.nz/laugh.php
Reports on past Ministry visits: http://www.wwj.org.nz/diary.php
Eagles Fly High!: http://www.wwj.org.nz/eagle.php
Eagles Fly High! (Pastors, Teachers and Students): http://www.wwj.org.nz/eaglepts.php
God Facts (A mine of information): http://www.wwj.org.nz/gfacts.php

 
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