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150. Biblical Headlines

Biblical headlines as they might be written today:

 On Red Sea crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE: Pursuing Environmentalists Killed
 On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION: Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock 
 On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY: 400 Killed 
 On the birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS: Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple 
 On feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH: Disciples Mystified Over Behavior 
 On healing the 10 lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED: "Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy 
 On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE: Local Farmer's Investment Lost 
? On raising Lazarus from the dead:
PREACHER RAISES A STINK: Last Will & Testament Reading Delayed

 
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