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178. Lateral Wisdom

A preacher stepped into the pulpit one Sunday morning with a Band-Aid on the side of his face. He explained at the start of his sermon, "I cut myself while shaving. I guess I was meditating on my sermon. 

An hour and fifteen minutes later a sleepy member of the congregation whispered to his wife, "He should have meditated on his shaving and cut his sermon!

May God shine through your life this year. Happy New Year. Kathy and David.

 
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