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215. The Optimist Can't Win

Two friends, one an optimist, the other a pessimist, argued constantly from their own perspectives. 

Finally, the optimist decided to win his friend over by taking him hunting. The two stood by the side of a small pond when a pheasant took to the wing. The optimist's shot was accurate, and the bird fluttered down onto the pond. An order was given, and the optimist's dog quickly ran across the water and brought back the fallen bird. 

"So, what do you think about that?" asked the optimist. 

The pessimist was quick with his answer, 

"Well, I guess the poor dog doesn't know how to swim."

 
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