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228. Things We Wouldn't Know Without Sunday School

With your eyes closed for prayer, anything can happen in a room full of preschoolers. 

* Prayer requests reveal a lot about parents. 
* A fire extinguisher is a handy device. 
* Helium tanks should be chained down tightly. 
* Cheap glue adheres to skin. 
* Kool Aid and song motions do not mix. 
* Grand pianos are not as durable as you might think. 
* Church maintenance men do not have a sense of humor. 
* Offering money always rolls to the other side of the room when dropped. 
* Hand-me-down sound systems can get loud when the adult service is taking communion. 
* Ushers do not have a sense of humor. 
* There IS a doggie Heaven. 
* Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier. 
* Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose. 
* Girls are superior to boys. 
* There are good reasons why pastor's kids have a bad reputation. 
* Helium intoxication does not render respect in a staff meeting.

 
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