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'GROWING BELIEVERS INTO DISCIPLES, UNITED IN CHRIST, REFLECTING JESUS TO THE WORLD'

 
304. Amen, Preach!

Preacher: "This church is just like a baby, and every baby has to learn to crawl." 
The congregation shouts out, "Amen Preach, let her crawl.." 

The Preacher continues: "But nobody stays a baby forever. After a while this church is going to stand and walk." 
Congregation: "Amen, Preach it--Let her walk." 

Preacher goes on: "And after a while this church is not just going to stand or walk, it's going to run!" 
Congregation: "Amen Preach, let her run." 

Preacher: "And in order for this Church to run it needs to give!" 
Congregation: "Let her crawl Preach, Let her crawl"

 
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