Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathered them around Him and taught them saying: 
"Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven." 
"Blessed are the meek, 
Blessed are they that mourn, 
Blessed are the merciful, 
Blessed are they that thirst after righteousness. 
Blessed are you when persecuted, Blessed are you when you suffer, Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in Heaven." 
Then Simon Peter said, "Are we supposed to know all this?" 
And Andrew said, "So we have to write all this down?" 
And James said, "Will we have a test on this?" 
And Phillip said, "I don't have any paper." 
And Judas said, " How much credit does this give me?" 
And Matthew said, "May I go to the bathroom?" 
And Bathelomew said, "Do we have to turn this in?" 
And Simon said, "May I borrow a pencil?" 
And Judas Iscariot said, "What does this have to do with real life?" 
And James the Lesser said, "Now what was that again?" 
Then one of the Pharisees, who was present, asked to see Jesus' lesson plan and inquired of Jesus, "Where are your anticipatory set and objectives in the cognitive domain?" 

AND JESUS WEPT !!!!