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332. Sunday School Bloopers

Some bloopers of biblical proportions written by Sunday School students. 

* In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. 
* Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree. 
* Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. 
* Noah built the ark, which the animals came on in pears. 
* Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. 
* Sampson slated the Philistines with the axe of apostles. 
* Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. 
* The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. 
* Afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments. 
* The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. 
* The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father. 
* The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not ADMIT adultery. 
* Moses died before he ever reached the UK. Then, Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol. 
* The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. 
* David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the biblical times. 
* Solomon, one of David's sons, has 300 wives and 700 porcupines. 
* When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. 
* When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus and the manager. 
* St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head. 
* Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. 
* He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone." 
* The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels. 
* The epistles were the wives of the apostles. 
* One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan. 
* St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. 
* A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.

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