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431. Omitted

A woman in her forties got married but was a bit nervous about her honeymoon.

Pastor Carl wanted to encourage her by sending a telegram with a verse of Scripture... 
1 John 4:18 - There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear. 

But the Pastor's oral instructions to the church typist omitted, by mistake, the 1 before John and the telegram just read... 

John 4:18 - For you have had five husbands, and he whom you now have is not your husband; this you said truly.

 
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