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438. 7 Reasons Why The Average Christian Can't Play Baseball

### Doesn't practice all week, but expects to start on game day. 
### Gets upset when every ball that's hit doesn't come directly to him. 
### Never swings at a pitch because, "This pitcher doesn't throw like the last pitcher. The game's just not the same since he left." 
### Wants to run home before going to first base. 
### Chatters in order to keep his own teammates from hitting the ball. 
### Doesn't come to the game unless the coach personally calls him on the phone, each week, and invites him to show up. 
### Worries the game will last so long, that the concession stand will be closed before it's over.

 
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