The following are actual notices on church signs spotted around the country:

** Belgrade, Montana: 'Fight truth decay. . .study the Bible daily.'

** Independence, Missouri: 'Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the pay is low, but the retirement benefits are out of this world.

** Mineral Point, Wisconsin: 'Super Sunday every Sunday: 50-yard-line seats!'

** LaGrange, Indiana: 'I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.'

** Tequesta, Florida: 'It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.'

** St. Petersburg, Florida: 'Sign broken; message inside this Sunday.'

** Also from St. Petersburg: 'Forbidden fruit creates many jams.'