For Father's Day each father present was given a pine tree or apple tree seedling to be planted along with his children.

The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.

"Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won't take long!"

Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.

The Women's Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.

The Rev. Dr. Albert Jones, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.

Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.

The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.

We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.

Dr. Grimes was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.

You're invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.

Members of the Senior's Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as Swan Johnson, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.

The bride-elect was showered with pieces of her chosen china.

The Halloween Alternative Festival will be from 6:00 p.m. to 9:30 Thursday. No costumes will be permitted.

Please take note that the item in last weeks newsletter about the Halloween Alternative Festival should have read, "No scary or frightening costumes will be permitted."

The singles group will be participating in the Relay for Life next Friday to raise money for cancer research. The walk starts at 7:00p.m. with the luminary at 9:30. Walkers please remember to bring a pair of heavy rocks and comfortable walking shoes.

Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.

"Bulletin Bloopers 2003 Part III is copyright 2003 by The Sermon Fodder List and Joke A Day Ministries.