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BIBLE COLLEGE QUOTES

"In this lesson we are going to learn how to assist a person in drowning." First aid notes

"Stephen was stoned to death right at the end of his life." (unusual time to die!) Acts notes

"In your counselling career you may have to minister to victims of murder." Counselling notes (Communicating with the dead?)

"The Spirit of God was hoovering over the face of the waters." (for "hoovering" read "hovering. Maybe an Indiana thing? No, that would be hoosiering.)

"God really spoke to into my life through the lectures on Victorian Christian Living"(for "Victorian" read "Victorious")

"The Pastor spoke on 1 Corinthians 13 and this chapter has never meant as mush to me before." (for "mush" read "much")

"There are numerous angels from which one can approach this assignment." (for "angels" read "angles")

"Without the help from God, man is just a mere morsal wondering aimlessly." (for "morsal" read "mortal"; and for "wondering" read "wandering")

"Rebekah conceived and had two sons and even in her worm Jacob took hold of Esau's heel." (for "worm" read "womb")

Guatamala Buddha was deified by his followers long after his death. (for "Guatamala" read "Guatama"; or is it a new Latin Cult?)

 
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