A Catholic, a Jew, and an Episcopalian are lined up at the pearly gates.
The Catholic asks to get in and St. Peter says, "No, sorry."
"Why not?" says the Catholic, "I've been good."
"Well, you ate meat on a Friday in Lent, so I can't let you in."
The Jew walks up and again St. Peter says no. The Jew wants an explanation so St. Peter replies, "There was that time you ate pork...sorry, you have to go to the other place."
Then the Episcopalian goes up and asks to be let in and St. Peter again says no.
"Why not?" asks the Episcopalian, "What did I do wrong?"
"Well," says St. Peter, "you once ate your entree with the salad fork."