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LORD, HEAR MY PRAYER

I'm sure you have all heard (and maybe prayed) the prayer: "Lord, give me patience, and give it to me right now!" The following list of similar prayers has been made up. As usual, the author is unknown.

God, help me to begin relaxing about little details tomorrow at 11:41:32 am.

Lord, help me to be more laid back, and help me to do it exactly right!

Lord, help me not to be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)

Lord, keep me open to the ideas of others, wrong though they may be!

Lord help me to stand up for my rights! (If you don't mind my asking)

Lord, help me to finish everything I sta.....

Lord, help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually not my fault!

God, help me keep my mind on one th.... LOOK, A BIRD! ... ing at a time.

God, help me to slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo.Amen!

 
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