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NO ARMS

A man with no arms and a pastor are talking 

No arms - I want to help your church !
Pastor - How can you with no arms ?
No arms - I could ring the church bell !
Pastor - How ?
No arms - I could stand in the middle of it and bang my head on the sides !
Pastor - We will try it for a few weeks and if there's no complaints then you can keep the job .
No arms - thanks !

For 12 weeks he rings the bell and is forgotten by the pastor because of his busy schedule 

One Sunday morning the No armed man climbs the stairs and just as he's stepping into the middle of the bell he falls and lands at the bottom of the stairs unconscious 
The church members find him and run to the pastor. They all come running to the man.
Hey pastor ! Do you now this man's name ?

Pastor - No ! But his face rings a bell !!

 
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