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183. Ten Signs Your Pastor Needs A Vacation

10. When he announces VBS he yells the word "VACATION" with special emphasis.
9. He has replaced the framed Ten Commandments in the foyer with a travel poster.
8. The bulletin cover has had pictures of Hawaii on it for the past 5 weeks.
7. His first words to the congregation on Sunday morning are "all right, listen up you heathens..." 
6. He falls asleep during his own sermon. 
5. He shows up for Sunday service wearing Bermuda Shorts and a Tank Top. 
4. Every time his pager goes off, he exhibits a facial tic and shouts, "Why can't they just leave me alone?!" 
3. He wears scuba flippers, mask and snorkel to the baptism service.
2. You go to his office for counselling and pour your heart out to him and he says, "Sounds like a personal problem to me." 
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOUR PASTOR NEEDS A VACATION
1. For the past two months he has preached the same sermon every Sunday: "Come Ye Apart and Rest A Little While."

 
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