I was a supply preacher for a small town Texas Church, coming in early Sunday, preaching a sermon to the congregation, and then leaving after lunch. Arriving early one Sunday I sat down at a local donut shop, opened my Bible and went over my sermon notes.

A man was sitting down the counter from me and he said, "You a preacher or something?" 

I replied, "Yes I preach at the Christian Church here in town." 

He got excited and said, "Hey, I'm a member of that church." 

The church was small and I knew all the regulars so I said, "I've been preaching there for about three months and I've never seen you there." 

He looked at me kinda strange and said, "I said I was a member of that church. I never said that I was fanatical about it!"