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IN A LIFEBOAT

Three men were floating on the ocean in a lifeboat after their boat sank.

One said to the other, "Let's do something religious. Can you pray?"

"No, prayer was never my thing," he replied. "I never prayed in my life."

Turning to the other, "There must be something we can do religiously. Can you sing a hymn?'

"No, but I learned 'When the Saints Go Marching In' in a bar in New Orleans. That is the closest thing I know to a hymn" he answered.

"That just don't sound right. There must be something we can do religiously. I know! Let's take up an offering."

 
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