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THINGS OVERHEARD ON NOAH'S ARK

* "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?"

* "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!"

* "Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?"

* "OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?"

* "Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!"

* "Don't Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!"

* "No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!"

* "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."

* "Nice Doggie!"

* "Are We There Yet?"
 
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