The following are some insights young Sunday school students turned in to their teachers:

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. 
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. 
Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. 
Samson slew the Philistines with the axe of the apostles. 
Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments. 
The Seventh Commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery." 
Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. 
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. 
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. 
The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibels. 
The Epistles were the wives of the Apostles. 
Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. 
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony. 
Parables mean there is more than one bull.