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Picture the Scene:

Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians in hot pursuit. Moses calls a staff meeting. 

(Moses) Well, how are we going to get across the sea? We need a fast solution. The Egyptians are close behind us. 

(General) Normally, I'd recommend that we build a pontoon bridge to carry us across. But there's not enough time - the Egyptians are too close. 

(Admiral) Normally, I'd recommend that we build barges to carry us across. But time is too short. 

(Moses) Does anyone have a solution? 

Just then, his Public Relations man raises his hand. 

(Moses) You! You have a solution? 

(PRMan) No, but I can promise you this: If you can find a way out of this one, I can get you two or three pages in the Old Testament!

 
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